Useless facts (?) about me:
* I'm 83% Dateable
* I'm 91% Pure
* I'll die on May 26, 2061, at age 78.
* I'm not pregnant, but will have 39 children in my lifetime. (!!!)
(Stats about my next child:
Sex: female
Birth weight: 4 lbs. 3 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 10%
Most likely defect: club-foot)
* I'm 42% Un-Intelligent
* In my life I’ll have sex with 1 person. The first time will be at age 22, in my bed.
* I will be worth $1,000,000.00 when I’m 39 years old.
* I'm 40% Greedy
* I'm 14% B**ch
* I'm 1% Sl*t
* I am definitely a woman.
* My Stress Percentage – 13%
(Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
• Consciousness.)
* I'm 16% Gay
* I'm 42% Lazy
* My Inner Child – The Rich B**ch (Perverse Spoiled Functional Adult)
* My Personality – Experimenter (Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker)
All of these were taken from my results of TheSpark.com tests
posted by Alyssa @ 12:52 PM
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